How Do I Teach ‘Responsibility’?

A wise (Spider) man once said ‘with great power comes great responsibility’ and he wasn’t wrong. Responsibility is something that we just can’t shy away from…no matter how much we may want to. At 34, I already long for the days when I could be ‘Mothered’ but truth is, I’ve hit an age where I need to be the responsible adult.

Responsibility is a huge concept though, am I right? Going for the trusty analogy of an onion here – there’s layers upon layers of ‘responsibility’ that we need to peel back – and let the self indulgent tears roll as we do what needs to be done. There’s personal responsibility, social, moral, collective, financial and professional responsibility (just to name a few).

Now, putting it into action, I feel like I’m half way there. I don’t litter, I pay my bills on time, I apologise when I’m in the wrong and I try to do the morally good thing where ever and whenever I can! Being responsible seems to be something I just accepted as I matured…but in light of recent events, I do wonder how much of that was ingrained in me from such a young age? My parents, for example, where always responsible!

So it has dawned on me…I need to teach it as much as I preach it!

After all, ensuring my children blossom into fully responsible adults has got to be my responsibility – mine, the other adults who surround them and society – I hope.

It feels harder than I first thought.

Initially, I believed that the best method was simply just to model it. If my children saw me acting responsibly, they’d pick up on the habits and know to start acting that way too?

So why am I struggling?

I still agree that modelling is vital but I have to admit, I was a little naive to believe it was that straightforward.

I can tell my children to apologise when they’re wrong, I can explain the reasons why they have been told off. I can try to show them that their actions have consequences (and I’m not just taking about confiscating the Nintendo Switch – I’m talking about the consequences on others) but what does it matter if the world we live in contradicts me at every chance?

My children have an excuse for everything and I cannot abide it! I refuse to live in a world where excuses are at the ready. My son made my Daughter cry the other day, he pointed at her scar (she’s the proud owner of a stitched-up heart) and said it was ugly. His excuse? His friend had made him fall over in a game of ‘tig’ and since he was now ugly, it was alright to call my Daughter the same.

No! I’m not tolerating it. My children are the most beautiful living beings on earth (how dare they use the word ‘ugly’ so frivolously) but if my own shortdoing is to blame for their lack of understanding – I’ll be accepting full responsibility for it.

This brings me to my next point – I was so shocked and appalled to hear my son be so cruel. I thought I had taught him better than than! But it seems society isn’t backing me on this one! These days, we are too loose with our lips, too quick to judge and far too superficial to appreciate the depth of someone!

Like everyone this week, I’m truly moved by the passing of Caroline Flack. The sheer fact she felt the need to end her life because of the cruelty of others has hurt me to the core. Where were we teaching responsibility to others when we commented/judged/believed what the Media was stating?

I live in fear that my children will grow up only knowing their worth and value in Instagram likes or shares. I live in fear that they will be faced with heartache and suffering at the end of a Smartphone. I live in fear that they will choose to act cowardly or maliciously, inflicting the same scrolling pain on some vulnerable person.

I live in fear that I will fail in my responsibilities and not teach my children to be kind and loving, to act honourably and with integrity.

So how do I do it? How do I ensure they blossom into the fully responsible adults I talked about at the start?

Please, advise me the best you can!

The Battle of a Working Mam

Too many times, I read post after post covering the heated topic of working-mam vs stay-at-home-mam and it always appears to be the ‘chicken or the egg’ scenario. It doesn’t matter who goes first, the dialogue always involves one parent saying how hard life is having to work full time whereas the other side will chime that staying at home is a justified job-choice and carries its own set of woes.

As a Mother who has experienced both sides, I can confirm that neither side has greener grass…both sides have shades of green and awful patches of brown where the grass has shrivelled and died. It just happens that these appear in different places and the cause of such neglect/unkemptness just have very different causes.

As a stay-at-home-mam, my days were very trying. I battled two babies simultaneously and most days felt as though they were winning. I worried whether my activities were educational/beneficial enough. I worried endlessly about the money I was spending and not earning. I yearned for adult conversation and the chance to rediscover a piece of me I felt I’d lost along the way. I felt guilty for feeling tired, guilty that I wasn’t doing enough and guilty that I had given up on something that had once meant everything to me…my career!

Eventually, my bank balance and my sanity hinted that it was time to go back to work. I told my Husband (at the time) that I couldn’t ever go back full time but could just about manage a 3 day week – long enough to feel like I was using my intellectual functions again but short enough to know my children’s needs still seemed priority. As it happens (and I’m a great believer in this), fate had other plans and I was plunged back into full time employment with immediate effect.

The role I had secured was only ever meant to be short-lived, I acquired a cushty little teaching job from September-December when I was then meant to be replaced by someone more suitable for the role of Head of Department. It felt long enough to line my ever-declining bank account yet short enough to see it through.

It took me one full week to rediscover my love for Education. Seven little days to decide I wanted to get my career back on track and just over a month to secure my first promotion.

Growing up, I’d always been ambitious. I wanted the best for myself and knew I had the strength to go out and get it…then Motherhood came knocking somewhat unexpectedly and abruptly changed my outlook. For the first time, my want/needs seemed significantly inferior. Yet, here I was, rediscovering the fire within me.

This is when the other side of my journey started. The green grass I’d suddenly acquired proved to be just as metaphorically seasonal. My passion dies and withers, grows and flourishes all at once!

Most days, my guilt is replaced by how little I feature in my children’s life. I don’t do the school run, I’m never there to gossip idly with other Mums waiting for the release of our spawn. I don’t know the names of my children’s friends or how much they ate at dinner. I’m forever forgetting about ‘Number Day’, ‘Dress up as a Pirate Day’ or any other gimmick that is going. I forget to RSVP to Birthday invites and constantly live in fear that I’ll be exposed as a terrible Mam!

I’m tired when I get home from work and sometimes don’t have the energy for back-to-back marathons of children’s stories. Showers are easier than baths and if I can get my children down before eight, I rejoice in the silence and adult-time…then the guilt kicks in all over againand I once again, feel rubbish for rushing.

I constantly feel as though I’m missing out on my children growing up.

Don’t get me wrong – their homework is always done, their teeth are always cleaned and there’s always a kiss and a cuddle awaiting before bed…but I can’t help feel as though they’ll realise how absent I am or wonder why other Mams are present when I am missing.

I know that we could go down the route of arguing that I’m ‘teaching my children the value of hard work’ but honestly, I thought I modelled that just as clearly when I wasn’t at work – it was just entirely different.

To summarise, I’ve reached the conclusion that no-matter-what, parenthood is hard. It carries worry and guilt, sacrifice and compromise and the most unimaginable doubt.

Yet, it brings with it, the sweetest sensation and the loveliest feeling. It’s joy and happiness, affection and rapture all rolled into one (or multiple) balls of flesh.

It’s utterly fantastic!

So, I guess I just have to accept that no matter how I choose to spend my days, I’ll always feel like I’m not doing enough and that I could be better but so long as my children are smiling and I show them I care, it has to be enough! It has to be enough!

Your Heart is Broken No More

It feels surreal now…to eventually write this. It’s a moment I wasn’t sure would ever come (one I both prayed for but wished away in such a range of conflicting emotions). Finally, I can tell you baby that your heart is mended.

From the first day you were born, there’s not a person I know who hasn’t marvelled at your strength – It’s exuberant, boundless and completely astounding. Being premature, you had a battle on your hands from your first breath, even the first intake of oxygen was an arduous task.

Most babies enter the world and immediately fall into that blissful newborn period of restful dreams and milky euphoria. Your story wasn’t so easy – your first five weeks were cluttered with conquers (some minute, some scary, all absolutely triumphant). Whereas most babies only have to prove their desire to feed…you proved your strength on a daily (even sometimes hourly) basis. You soon earned the title of our Warrior Princess – something you still earn even today…Mostly today.

I think it’s only fair to say that your fighting spirit has served you incredibly well. Over the course of the past three years, you’ve faced more testing moments than most people may face in a lifetime. From pneumonia, asthma, possible chronic lung disease, cerebral palsy and hip dysplasia…you’ve tackled each ailment with tenacity and a persistence I never knew was possible. The bravery and courage you display most days leaves me in absolute awe.

Most children your age may not have faced the inside of a hospital from the day they were discharged after birth…and if they have, it would mostly be a trip to the A&E department following bumps and scrapes achieved through many adventures (I say this as I picture the time we brought Tristan following a bang to his head whilst playing too energetically with his friends). You, oh the other hand, are well acquainted with the accustomed beeps and drones of a hospital ward.

I once wrote that I was ready for you to let me forget the familiar surroundings of the hospital but it appears, you just haven’t been ready.

Today, we find ourselves here again. Although today, you fight your greatest battle…

At 9am this morning, myself and your Daddy accompanied you to theatre. You laid heavy on my chest, dazed from the pre-meds you’d been administered moments before. I held you close and sang to you as the anaesthetist gave you the routine dosage needed for open heart surgery. Once you were soundly asleep, I placed your tiny frame on the operating bed and bade you sweet dreams. I kissed your head, cried as I left you in the trustful hands of your surgeon.

Walking away from you, right there in that moment, was single-handedly the hardest moment in my life. I’ve never felt so terrified, so vulnerable, so lacking in control.

I pictured you lying there, oblivious to the miracle being performed on you. So small, so precious, so exposed. We all knew that your ASD would need closure but it felt as though we’d talked about it for so long that it would always just be there, that the waiting would never end.

Now, I lie beside you in PICU marvelling once again at the strength you display. You’re tired, still sleepy from the anaesthetic. Your body looks frail, open to suffering. You need me more right now that I think you may have ever needed me.

A few hours ago, your nurse ordered that I left. She told me that I’d be no good to you tomorrow if my own exhaustion was unbearable. I listened to her advice, thought she must know best. Leaving you sleeping felt just as painful as it did this morning. In my mind, I knew you’d want me, knew you’d need to sense my presence. When you were in intensive care after birth, the nurses swore you could feel my presence. Apparently, your saturation levels were always highest when I sat by your side. I had this in mind as I walked nervously away from you…

It came as no surprise as the sound of the phone echoed through our silent bedroom. As quickly as I heard it, I knew what the voice would say – you were awake and crying out for me, you didn’t understand why I wasn’t there…after all, every time you’re in Hospital – I never leave your side. I came as quickly as I could baby girl and now I’m here, I’m certainly not leaving again!

As I sit beside you, I don’t just marvel at your strength but at how beautiful you look in this instance. You are, without doubt, incredible!

And I’m so relieved that I can now tell you that your heart is mended. I once promised you I’d fix it and I stayed true to that promise…your heart is broken no more.

Love you so much

Your Mamma xxx

The Hardest Part

I’m sat here watching you savour the tiny chocolate found behind today’s Calendar door. You marvelled at the surprise of it all, shouted with excitement at the shape of Santa’s face etched into the piece. The twinkling of the Christmas tree glares proudly behind you, casting illusions of Yuletide bliss.

In that instance, I’m taken back three years ago – your first Christmas and your Sister’s too. Christmas time hasn’t always been easy for us. I remember that first year, endlessly forging forced memories for your sake – trying our hardest to cover our Hearts breaking on the inside, wanting you to experience the magic of it all. Needless to say, we failed! It was hard for us to escape the trauma of having a newly born premature baby fighting in NICU whilst we celebrated the season. Even at nine months old, you sensed the pain we were all feeling, I’d even say you were feeling it too.

For the past few years, we’ve tried to compensate for the memories you missed out on and so far, I think we’ve done a marvellous job of that! But there’s something about this year which has us all thinking about the hardships of three years ago, maybe it’s your ages or maybe it’s because a Hospital visit never seems too far away these days.

When your sister arrived nine weeks early, we always knew there’d be long term repercussions. What we didn’t consider was the ways in which you’d also suffer. This, for me, is the hardest part.

During your sister’s first year, it was easy to pretend your role of ‘Brother’ was solely that. You’d play with her, entertain her, snatch her toys when you thought we weren’t looking and stare at her with both joy and jealousy. It was all as normal as we’d expect. The times your sister ended up in Hospital, we kept your routine as structured as we could and sensed your adaptability to the situation. In truth, you were mainly oblivious to what was happening.

Now, it’s harder to hide the truth from you.

Not yet four and I already know how burdened you are by it all. I see it in your face, hear it in your cries. Siena’s disability and illness impacts us all, as a family unit. It impacts you in ways you shouldn’t be expected to deal with at your age. It’s unavoidable, inescapable and completely necessary. But sad.

Daily, I see your role of ‘Brother’ extend far more than usual. You’re carer, protector, Teacher and Tolerator. I see you with her when you think we aren’t paying attention, I listen to the advice you give her, how you will her to progress. I watch you struggle to keep your calm when you’re amidst the centre of her frustrations. I watch you handle your own temper when she claws you, bites you and throws her fists in angry temper. I want you to know how amazing you are, how your patience keeps both Mammy and Daddy going as we try to deal with this new awkward phase appropriately.

I also see the other side, the side where you’re fed up of coming second, of your needs been pushed to second best. And that, for me, is the hardest part. I hear the pain in your tears, I feel the injustice of it all and I’m sorry.

All you ever seem to fight for is equality and I don’t know how to give you it.

Today, before the opening of the Calendar, we ventured to Beamish. You cried all the way because you wanted the same treatment as your sister. You demanded we carried you the entire thoroughfare, tears streamed uncontrollably each time we tried to put you down. Some may have looked at you, an overgrown child demanding the comfort of your parents’ arms, and thought you were highly coddled. How could they know that this is your best effort to feel equal to your sister? How could they know you see Siena being carried as confirmation that we love her more, that we show her more affection? It is, of course, so untrue! But I’m struggling to teach this notion to someone so young and incapable of understanding. I’m desperately trying to make sure you feel your worth, that you can differentiate between us helping Siena, not loving her more.

The jealousy you face, you increasingly demonstrate, is fuelled by circumstances far out of our control. Circumstances I wish so badly I could change – for us all. If only you realised how privileged you are, how lucky you are not to need us the way Siena may always need.

There are times when Siena’s needs are so demanding, you’re forced to take a second seat. We’ve expected too much of you, asked you to understand why our arms are preoccupied. There are moments I see it in your face, you feel lonely, you feel like we’ve no time for you. That, for me, is the hardest part! I remember those nine months (as minuscule as that sounds) when my arms and heart belonged entirely to you. Trust me baby, there will always be time in my heart for you. There will always be space in my arms as well. You are never second loved, second best.

It’s not always about the jealousy though, it’s the worry that hurts me the most.

Siena’s health puts a strain on us all. You’ve developed your own fear of becoming poorly, you despise the idea of needing a Doctor or nurse. You’ve seen your Sister admitted too many times to count, held her hand as Doctors administer her meds.

You’ve cried! Each time she’s admitted, I feel your fear. It must be so daunting to see her so poorly and not understand what is wrong. The last time she was in hospital, we were in Center Parcs , we left you with family whilst myself and your Dad accompanied her. I doubt I’ll ever shake the pain in your voice as you insisted you were coming. I watched the tears flow violently from your cheeks and knew how much you were hurting. It kills me that you suffer so much when she’s ill – it kills me that I’ve no idea how to subside your fears effectively.

All I can do baby, is tell you how much we love you – and thank you for being the most amazing little boy. You didn’t ask for any of this and neither did we but we’re here, living life the best way we know how.

I just hope you know how proud we are!

We love you more thank you’ll ever know!

Unforgettable, That’s What You Are

To our wonderful Grandad,

It’s hard to believe I’m writing this for you and that you’re not here to hear it. After all, I think in your Grandchildren’s eyes – you’ll always be invincible.

In truth, I didn’t know how to approach this. It was hard trying to narrow down the memories we shared or the ways in which you made us proud. There are so many moments, so many admirable qualities to note.

When I was a young girl, I was simply awed by you. Through my eyes, you were just mesmerising. I’d watch you as you read your paper, calculating bets at lightning speed, hoping one day I’d understand mental arithmetic as brilliantly as you. I’d watch your hands work meticulously as you tended to your tomato plants, the same hands you’d use to pull out our teeth without ever making us flinch. Your touch was magic, soft and nurturing – and always warm. I remember the way my small hand fit like a jigsaw into yours, feeling protected as we walked.

I remember traipsing behind you, following your every footstep as we accompanied you on your duty early in the morning. My Brother always in front, following by your side. I’d feel envious of your bond as though he were your apprentice – your only Grandson and one who treasured you so much. You’d tell us we were searching for buried treasure – the three-year-old me clung to your every word. As we walked, I’d study your face eager to see it change with every gem you discovered. Your garden and the school grounds were always such a special place for us. I remember lazy Summer days eating ice-cream in the grass watching you plant flowers, or winter days building snow-men as big as we could.

I also remember our family walks along country roads, visits to Gibside or along the river in Durham where the Salmon jump. We’d collect acorns, leaves, cuttings of plants and conquers. You’d talk to us about the flowers, making us feel and smell them. You’d pick berries and mushrooms, wild garlic, mint and lavender. You’d tell us about the plans you had for them – where you’d plant the cuttings in your garden and how they’d bloom; about the jams you intended my Gran to make (whether or not she did, I can’t remember – I suspect she told you where to stick them somewhere differently when we were out of earshot. She was always good at reigning you in and well, what can I say other than at times, you certainly needed it).

You were always a tall-tale-teller and we all loved nothing better than listening in depth to one of your anecdotes. They were funny and humorous, scary and thrilling. Often, they were romantic! But always, they were interesting. I must have heard most of your stories a million times before – enough to recite about the time you saw a ghost walking to the phone booth or the poltergeist you chased by yelling ‘get out of my house’. Even still, each time you told them I’d listen so intently as if it were the first time. You’ll never know how much I crave that right now, that I’d do anything to hear your tall tales again.

I’ve always been amazed by how you could hold a room…and you did! You always fell Centre of attention, making people laugh at your stories, riddles and poems. Charismatic until the last minute – I saw how you had the nurses at your care home eating out of the palm of your hand! You had the ability to make friends wherever you went – which at times was surprising because of how tactless and honest you could be.

You told it as things were, never dressed anything up to be anything different. You were stubborn and insistent that things went your way but deep down, you always knew Gran was the boss and you behaved yourself impeccably once she’d cast her stern look in your direction. Your personality was huge – as huge as your heart! Through all the muttering and groans (mostly aimed at daytime TV), you were full of joy and laughter. You loved to socialise and I can still see your face now singing to karaoke at one of my Nana’s notorious New Years Eve parties. The biggest smile and a handsome one at that! The same smile you graced us with in the days before your passing.

And you were – so handsome! My Gran was one lucky lady but actually you were the lucky one and you knew it. She idolised you as you did her. I still won’t forget the time she broke her arm and had to stay in hospital. You made her a packed lunch and wrote her a love note every night! I remember hearing that and knowing I’d base my every relationship thereafter on that. You could be a gentleman when necessary (in spite of your potty mouth) and so incredibly loving. Watching you sing to her on your Golden Anniversary was another moment that just left us floored by pride for you both.

There’s no easy way to summarise the millions of ways that we loved you and I know I speak for us all when I say that we were truly blessed having such a personable Grandfather to look up to.

You’ve taught us so many life lessons that we’ll always be grateful for. Thank you Grandad – love you always, your Grandchildren.

The Trouble With Two Is…

To say I live my life in the fast lane would be an understatement; I’m never settled. In fact, the whole concept of settled makes me whince. There’s something about ‘settled’ which makes me feel uncomfortable – almost as though if I ever stopped, I’d probably never start again!

This ridiculous trait can be handy – always being on the go means I never have time to feel bored, to dwell or wallow. Even when my body is still, my mind makes up for the lack of physical action. 

I’m alright with this! I mean, it’s just the way I was wired…to work hard, to get stuff done. My Husband doesn’t share my love of the fast life. He wants to take things slow, spend time relaxing. It’s just as well really, he manages to bring me to a halt, calm me down when I’m at risk of taking off. He levels the pace, helps me deal with the collateral my flighty life can cause. 

My need to be speedy about things has become a running joke in our household. In one respect, I’m incredibly laid back (mainly about the things I should apply some urgency to) but I’m also manic, unable to sit still. Put it this way – I don’t waste time!

This was also apparent in the way I chose to have my children. Most couples still spend many a married year planning to have children, they prioritise saving, getting their affairs in order (this one I kind of did right!)When they’re blessed with their firstborn, they spend time as a unit. United by the love of their offspring.

Me? I dove straight into having another!

There’s awkwardly 9 months and 3 days between my Son and Daughter and I’m yet to tell anyone this without flooring them with disbelief. It appears to be rather socially unacceptable to have such a small age gap between the two – I mean, they were born within the same year. It’s an alien concept to most to have children so close together. As mentioned previously, most parents wish to savour time with their first.

I get that! In truth, having two so closely wasn’t how I planned to do things. It is, however, completely in-fitting with the way in which I run my life. That quick pace, inablitly to slow down! If I’d chosen how my life would pan out, I’d wish for at least two years between siblings – an acceptable timescale! That wasn’t how life was meant to be though, not my life! That would be too leisurely for my liking. 

Having two so close in age is testing! This currently seems so intensified as we have a Daughter in the midst of the ‘Terrible Twos’ and a Son sulking into the ‘Terrifying Threes’! Between tantrums and taunts, we have sulks and sobs…we have anger and aggression, frustration and fury. There are days I just can’t wait to be over, for my children to sleep so I can slop in a heap. 

On that note, we do little sleeping these days. We seem to have a system at the moment not too dissimilar to that loveable fairground game where you hit one frog with the hammer only for another to jump up. As we settle Tristan, Siena stirs…we settle Siena, Tristan returns! It’s like a battle to see who can sleep deprive us the most (my Son is currently winning).  It’s tiring and waring…and emotionally draining! 

Having two so close together means we’ve been through the stage where both children were unable to communicate their emotions effectively, where they were both unable to comprehend their feelings or deal with them in any sort of reasoned way. 

We had two to carry, to rock to sleep! 

At the time, I remember feeling so desperate for my children to grow, to reach a point where life seemed easier, less of a hassle. Right now, I look back and mourn the moments I didn’t grasp!

Having two so close together means I missed out on all that savouring with my first. Most of Tristan’s first year was spent suffering with horrific morning sickness which lasted until the day I gave birth prematurely to my Daughter at 31 weeks. The latter part of his first year was spent in hospitals visiting his sister, in strange beds sleeping not in the arms of his Mother. I missed out! 

That’s why I get it – wanting to take your time. There are moments I feel so incredibly sad for Tristan, as though I deprived him of the love and affection all nine month old children rightfully deserve. His time was divided, his attention and affection divided. 

Then, there are moments like this morning whilst I lay in bed watching my two children play so heartily with each other on our landing. Tristan took the lead, showing his younger sister what needed to be done. She was transfixed, happy to oblige…loving the bond the two clearly feel together. 

In plain, I wouldn’t change my life in an instant. The challenges and the tests are all just in their gameplan, the grand scheme will see brighter days for us as our two grow together…so beautifully. The tantrums and taunts, sobs and sulks all seem so worth it when I see how happy they can be together, how happy they will be once they learn to manage their emotions more maturely. 

So for now, I’ll overdose on strong coffee, sugary drinks and focus on getting through one terrible and terrifying day at a time…and let my manic approach to life lend many distractions. 

Can’t I Just Pee in Peace?

Let me just start by telling you everything you want to hear…everything Media has taught me I should be saying.

I love being a Mother! 

There – I’ve said it! And for the most, it’s true…so, if by change you doubt this come the end of this blog, please remember to return to this bit here where my positivity glares obviously and bluntly.

I do love being a Mother – nothing quite compares to the feeling of being in the presence of your children, feeling their love, their unconditional, unjudgemental, eternal love. 

But I can’t deny it any longer…man, it’s hard! 

Whilst my children were babies, I think I sufficiently managed to put my head down and plough through the tough parts (albeit done with a lot of crying on my behalf). I envisaged by the time they were they age they are now…I’d have some peace restored. Can you believe how incredibly naive and ignorant I was? 

It feels like I’ll never know peace again! 

Picture silence, long lie-ins on Sunday mornings, summer days relaxing in the garden…late nights, friends dates, dining out at 10pm because you were hungry (and obviously unrestricted by social ideologies of perfect bedtime routines)! 

I can’t remember the last time I even dared be out of the house after 6pm with children in tow, the aftermath of a broken, spontaneous jolt from routine has bitten us once too many times. Then there’s the judgemental glares of childfree onlookers to contend with! 

I recall one evening when our son was maybe 4 months old; we’d met with friends during the day but still being out at 6.30pm, we decided to head to the closest Indian Restaurant. Tristan was still at the stage of sleeping most of the day. He cared very little about where he guzzled his bottle or closed his eyes so taking him with us seemed natural and unproblematic – yet I remember leaving said restaurant an hour later enraged to the point where my hands itched. The couple sat beside us thought it was completely out of order having a young child out so late (7pm by this point) and felt the need to tell us so. Since then, I’ve dared very little to take my toddlers out passed their ‘apparent’ bedtime. 

This results in me being ‘housebound’ most evenings from 6pm. Although my Husband would undoubtedly grant me leave on social occasions, my role of Mother means most nights I just crack on and carry out my duties…no questions asked. Preparing tea, running baths, reading stories, locating lost dummies, scaring away imaginary wolves…have all become part of my own routine, part of my life. It seems like a long time ago I arrived home after work and decided to do something I actually wanted/enjoyed. 

To add insult to injury, I’ve been ‘Mother’ for so long now that I actually believe my own Husband has forgotten I’m real underneath it all! He seems to have the opinion that I stroll around on my days off doing things I WANT! That’s right pet, my idea of fun at 30 definitely entails crawling through miniature tunnels, playing on swings, jumping in puddles and rolling down hills. Yep, in my time off, I’d apparently choose soft play, toddler groups, playparks and farms. He’s obviously forgotten my love of shopping, sipping champagne in the sun and trips to the cinema (not to watch Peppa Pig). 

I remember a time when I once enjoyed my own company! I mean, who else looks after you quite like YOU? Reading a book, just sitting in silence contemplating the world, making plans…I could do it forever! These days, I rarely get to pee in peace! From morning until noon…I have either one or two little humans attached to my side. Even when they’re sleeping, the dog seems to take their place, squeezing in his ‘Mam’ time undisturbed by mini terrors! 

Don’t get me wrong – I want to reiterate what I said to begin, I love being a Mother…but for crying out loud, can’t I just at least pee in peace?